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Heyy If you want to just talk feel free to just ask me. Either way enjoy and don't be an asshole.
15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

coochiejuice:

The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die


internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?


a-goddessofmischief:

parnela-lansbury:

kenezbian:

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

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admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

I think its perfect.


fooferdoodle:

andrusi:

well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is



There is no escape

fooferdoodle:

andrusi:

well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is

There is no escape


liquidglue:

I don’t CARE if this doesn’t fit your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

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sproutbabe:

kumagawa:

when the supporting cast is more interesting than the main character of a series

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stunrey:

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

stunrey:

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'


1overjordan24:

THIS NIGGA CATCHING THE TRAIN TO GO FIGHT MAJIN BUU

1overjordan24:

THIS NIGGA CATCHING THE TRAIN TO GO FIGHT MAJIN BUU


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